050308 - Three piece chicken strips

John is making fun of me so I will [be] updating this later.

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So yesterday, John and I decided we wanted to go and get some KFC. this is how it went

(pulled into parking lot)
KFC worker: You guys don't want to go through the drive-thru?
John and I: No no, we're ok
K: Are you sure?
J&I: Yeah, we're good.
K: okay, well, can you just not get in line yet because I want to take a break. I don't want to get in trouble.

(J&I decide to use the restrooms to stall time before getting in line to order. We order 2, three-piece chicken strips meals, worker hands us one cup.)

John: don't I get a cup?
Me: Did you get a combo meal?
John: Yeah?
Me: Well, get your cup then.

(worker leaves the register and walks away. I go to fill my cup, discover there are no lids and go to ask for a lid.)

John: Can I get a cup too?
Worker: you didn't get a cup? Oh sorry
Me: do you guys have lids?
Worker: Yeah, here.

(he hands me two lids.)

Me: do you guys have straws?
Worker: we are out of straws.

(worker proceeds to screw up two more orders; he overcharges one woman and one guy comes back asking for his twelve missing chicken wings. We get our food, John realizes that we need silverware. I realize we need dipping sauces.)

John: do ya'll have silverware packets?
W: yeah yeah

(worker goes to get the silverware packets, walks back to the counter and instead of handing the packets to John, places them in another customer's bag with two buckets of chicken. woman walks out with our silverware packets and worker leaves the register again. John and I just kind of stand there as the worker proceeds to grab a piece of chicken and walk to take another break.)

W: shh, don't tell anyone I took a piece of chicken.
J&I to each other: well, shit. what are we going to do now?

(worker comes back)

J: hey, can we get silverware?
W: yeah yeah!

(Worker grabs silverware and starts to walk back to us)

Me: do you guys have dipping sauces? honey mustard, ranch?
W: yeah yeah!

(Worker turns around with our silverware and goes to get dipping sauces. He puts the silverware in a random box, grabs random dipping sauces and brings them to me.)

John: can we get silverware?
W: oh you made me forget! yeah!

(we both are laughing at how ridiculous this service has been. we sit down to eat. thirty minutes later the worker approaches)

W: well you guys cheated me! you said you were taking the order out! I would have charged your more if I knew you were eating in here.
Me: well, it's john's fault.

(we get up to leave and as we're walking out the door...)

W: I better not catch ya'll stealing anything else!


That is the story of my life.