061408 - Painfully obvious

Excuses - only use if you are vicious
He says: Let's go out .. maybe grab some food or just hang out?

01. Oh, I've given up on food. I don't need to eat anymore.
02. I'm allergic to water.
03. My family says I should try to date someone who doesn't have your name
04. You don't meet the height requirement - also works with length/width requirement
05. I only date people who have the same birthday as me.
06. You can't afford me
07. I only date once I'm married
08. Haven't had time to finish knitting my sweater and scarf for summer
09. I don't associate myself with ugly people
10. Tonight is when I was going to have my daily cry
11. My doctor says I would die.
12. I have standards.
13. I promised my boyfriend I'd hang out with him tonight.
14. It's prank call night!
15. Isn't it past your bedtime?
16. I'm moving to another state later.
17. My brother needs me to tend to his battle wounds
18. I have to reread the second binding of the encyclopedia
19. I'm finishing up my list of excuses to not go out with you
20. I need to alphabetize my DVD collection
21. I usually sharpen all of my pencils every night
22. I need to practice my Didgeridoo
23. I was going to google myself all night long
24. My closet needs to be reorganized by color and texture
25. I need to plan my outfits for the rest of the month
26. Picking up an extra shift at the library
27. Need to save the manatees
28. Gotta make sure all the clocks in the house are synchronized
29. Should master my George Bush impersonation
30. Going trick or treating for Unicef.
31. Have to finalize my christmas shopping list
32. Need to call all my relatives to wish them a happy birthday to me
33. Record my second album with my mac
34. I was gonna go and rob a bank...
35. Oh, tonight I was going to get hooked on heroine.
36. My psychiatrist says I need to prioritize
37. Finish the children's book I was writing for years.
38. Start a fire the old-fashioned boyscout way.
39. Gotta start my own wood carving business
40. My friend called and needs me to scratch his back.
41. Gotta go sort mail at the mail center
42. I was gonna take up interpretive dance.
43. My dad wanted me to give him a pedicure/manicure
44. The Disney Channel gave me a show
45. You can't handle the paparazzi
46. I like people who aren't you
47. I was going to feed a third world country
48. My psychic says you're bad luck
49. You only called me by my name twice before this.
50. I have standards

this blog is dedicated to all those boys who don't take hints. what is your problem? Above are 50 excuses that can be used to fight off your demon boy powers and make you pee your pants. In other news, I want to start video blogs .. I think some people have coined the term vlogs? oh, people of the internet world are good - super original, creative I might add. We shall see.

I'm almost done with "The Other Boleyn Girl." It's good, next on my list to-do is the movie.