Monday, December 22, 2008

122208 - Christmas Christmas break is here

The following is the epic battle that transpired between one Mr. Ralph Fritz and I last night.

CRYSonline: I am legend is such an epic movie

Fritzr: replace epic with lame and I agree

C: I Am Legend = Epic. Don't deny the movie's theatrical value.

F: Sweeping shots of desolate new york? Good. Sweetass dog actor? Sweet. CG bad guys, heavy foreshadowing, and a lame ending? Bad bad and bad.

C: CG is fantastic, you couldn't pick up on the foreshadowing unless you'd seen the entire movie and the ending..Smith needed to die. Perfect.

F: Butterflies daddy! Butterfly in the field with him and his dog... Butterfly solution? Surprise! Just cause you can CG does not mean you

C: You don't even notice the butterflies unless u know the ending. The CG is so good. Don't short stick the movie.

F: 2 out of 5 stars. A huge budget does not a great movie make.

C: There are plenty of movies that have cost so much more that are complete monkey sauce, but this movie. Greatness.

F: Oh cpalting you will be the death of the film industry in america

C: You seriously have no faith in this movie? There's nothing wrong with enjoying social commentary on the decline of society as we know it.

F: Pfft the movie has no message its a vehicle for will smith to make more monies

C: He's a great actor! Anyone who can drive a movie on the solo wins. He deserves everything he made from this movie. Did you miss the message?

F: God makes man. Man makes virus. God distorts virus. Virus makes man. Man kills man. Smith becomes omega man. Tech bad. Butterflies good.

C: Virus mutates. Man tries to kill mutation. Smith and select few are immune. Basic human desire for interaction, hope. No man stands alone

F: Pfft. We need to watch a boy and his dog so you can understand the essence of awesome post-apocayptic cinema.

C: A movie does not need to be obscure and unknown to have value. I will watch that boy dog movie

F: I'm not being an indie film kid but i think you are sucking the dick of mainstream cinema

C: There are plenty of bad mainstreams, this is just not one of them. You think you're better cause you watch indies. You're that glam rock kid

F: I lawl at you

C: Win for Crystal.

F: Meh I'm just well aware of convincing someone to not like mediocre films

C: You can't convince me that good movies are bad.

F: You eat poo

C: Was that your zing? Fail.

F: Is that your face? Fail.

C: Haha. Nice try at being witty.

F: Your mom is witty.

C: My mom? Wittier than you, definitely.

F: Yeah...found that out last night!

C: Darcy's not my mom.

F: Lol very nice

C: You're welcome. This has been your daily lesson of pawnage. I hope you took notes.

F: Pwnage u noob!

C: Is that the bell I hear? Class is dismissed.

F: Nah you're like school in the summer time... No class

C: School all year round for you.


I won, obviously.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

120708 - I hate MACS

I have the greatest hatred for the MAC.
ALL I WANT TO DO
is UPLOAD A VIDEO
and EDIT THIS VIDEO
and get on with my life..

the video is a little less than 500 MB ..
It's 11 minutes long.
is this too much to ask for?!?!?!

eew. I hate MACS.
I will never buy one and I will never buy a Kodak camera ever again either.

Friday, December 5, 2008

120508 - New obsessions

I have a laptop and dig cam now. you're welcome for the new digital updates, in advance.

some friends and I doing the inevitable:
new obsession: youtube.com/vlogcandy

check em out, enjoy.