The following is the epic battle that transpired between one Mr. Ralph Fritz and I last night.
CRYSonline: I am legend is such an epic movie
Fritzr: replace epic with lame and I agree
C: I Am Legend = Epic. Don't deny the movie's theatrical value.
F: Sweeping shots of desolate new york? Good. Sweetass dog actor? Sweet. CG bad guys, heavy foreshadowing, and a lame ending? Bad bad and bad.
C: CG is fantastic, you couldn't pick up on the foreshadowing unless you'd seen the entire movie and the ending..Smith needed to die. Perfect.
F: Butterflies daddy! Butterfly in the field with him and his dog... Butterfly solution? Surprise! Just cause you can CG does not mean you
C: You don't even notice the butterflies unless u know the ending. The CG is so good. Don't short stick the movie.
F: 2 out of 5 stars. A huge budget does not a great movie make.
C: There are plenty of movies that have cost so much more that are complete monkey sauce, but this movie. Greatness.
F: Oh cpalting you will be the death of the film industry in america
C: You seriously have no faith in this movie? There's nothing wrong with enjoying social commentary on the decline of society as we know it.
F: Pfft the movie has no message its a vehicle for will smith to make more monies
C: He's a great actor! Anyone who can drive a movie on the solo wins. He deserves everything he made from this movie. Did you miss the message?
F: God makes man. Man makes virus. God distorts virus. Virus makes man. Man kills man. Smith becomes omega man. Tech bad. Butterflies good.
C: Virus mutates. Man tries to kill mutation. Smith and select few are immune. Basic human desire for interaction, hope. No man stands alone
F: Pfft. We need to watch a boy and his dog so you can understand the essence of awesome post-apocayptic cinema.
C: A movie does not need to be obscure and unknown to have value. I will watch that boy dog movie
F: I'm not being an indie film kid but i think you are sucking the dick of mainstream cinema
C: There are plenty of bad mainstreams, this is just not one of them. You think you're better cause you watch indies. You're that glam rock kid
F: I lawl at you
C: Win for Crystal.
F: Meh I'm just well aware of convincing someone to not like mediocre films
C: You can't convince me that good movies are bad.
F: You eat poo
C: Was that your zing? Fail.
F: Is that your face? Fail.
C: Haha. Nice try at being witty.
F: Your mom is witty.
C: My mom? Wittier than you, definitely.
F: Yeah...found that out last night!
C: Darcy's not my mom.
F: Lol very nice
C: You're welcome. This has been your daily lesson of pawnage. I hope you took notes.
F: Pwnage u noob!
C: Is that the bell I hear? Class is dismissed.
F: Nah you're like school in the summer time... No class
C: School all year round for you.
I won, obviously.
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